Ty: Buster really did it this week!
Buster: How was I supposed to know that black and white kitties make such a big stink?
Ty: Just when you started to grow on me – you go and antagonize a skunk!
Buster: Good thing DogMa had packed all the stuff and saved the de-skunking recipe in her phone.
Ty: Lickity-split she whipped up one bottle of peroxide, two tablespoons of baking soda, and a quarter cup of Dawn dish washing liquid and then …
Buster: … she scrubbed …
Ty: … and scrubbed …
Buster: … and then I rubbed the rest off on your bed.
Ty: Not cool. But at least you didn’t stink.
Buster: The moral of the story: Err on the side of caution when encountering wildlife.