It’s Me or the Dog? You Choose

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A man in Roanoke, Va., found a clever way to “re-home” a family member. Don’t worry the one re-homed was not the dog.



The Virginia man received an ultimatum from his girlfriend, “it’s me or the dog” she told him, and the man new who is number one choice was. However, in order to ensure the other family member went to a good home he posted an ad on Craigslist.

The ad reads:

My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. So I have to rehome her.

She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!

So…anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!

Oh sweet revenge! Never ever get in between a man and his dog.