“Rescued this kitten today, went to dinner came home to this.”
He knows he’s not allowed on the bed…
“Came home and saw this scooting across my bedroom floor.”
“We got a new kitten last week.”
“I don’t own a cat.”
My dad watched my dog for a week.
“My roommate got a kitten that my cat didn’t like.”
“Catnip everywhere!”
“My boyfriend is in the Navy… I guess the shirt still smells like him.”
“Guarding my room.”
“My cat ripped the cat door off the frame due to his obesity. Zero f—s were given that day.”
“My cat is a jerk.”
“Rico can either fly or climb walls – either way I’m gonna train him to fight crime.”
“Came home to find this in my driveway. Don’t worry, I helped the poor guy out.”
“Worst watchdog ever.”
“After my big bike ride this morning, I came home and fell asleep on my front path to catch the last bit of sun of the morning. My wife sent me this picture of what I was using as a pillow.”
“So I put my cat on a diet… and came home to this.”
” I was doing arts and crafts and left out some glitter, and came home to this. She was pooping glitter all the next day.”
“Have you ever done something that was fun at the time, but after was a bad idea? Well, imagine doing it and then not being able to escape from what you did.”
“My girlfriend’s cat went missing for six months and today we came home to this. She broke down in tears.”
What is the craziest thing you’ve come home to catch your critters doing? Tell us in the comments section!
My cat tears up the carpet when she is shut out of the bedroom. Anything that breaks she’ll do it. Takes a running leap on my dining room table with coffee cups and upsets them and tears down the kitchen curtains. Runs off with the jewelery. Does anyone want her. She is really sweet otherwise.
Came home to my dog who had managed to escape from his heavy-duty crate and ate half the couch (which was halfway across the room).
Never put him back in a crate. Tried to confine him in a spare room (at the time, I was still a little nervous he wouldn’t get along with my two cats when I wasn’t home). He ripped up the carpet from the floor by the door, and shredded the door and door frame right down to the wood.
Never confined him again.
Now he sits perfectly content on an overstuffed chair staring out the front window…and he knows who’s boss…the cats.
Once got out of the shower to find my dog with my bra around her neck. Yesterday, pulled into my driveway to find a squirrel on my window ledge tormenting the dogs.
I once had a big gray cat who loved to drag my bras into the living room whenever I had company over.
I now have a cat who learned to walk on my alarm clock radio till he steps on the radio on button to wake me up. Scared the heck out of me when I heard a strange voice at 3AM.
Hi Diane—
I have a cat named Pan who likes to pick up underthings and drag them into the living room when you’ve got company. Its like he’s saying what a handy cat he is to have around!! Funny you’ve got a fetish cat too!!!
He’s a goofy kid, but I love him so much!!! Burmese with blue eyes!
have a small pug cross that I use to let sleep with me.. UNtill I woke to this strange low voice. behind me in bed saying.. :”I am gona kill you, I am gona kill you.”
finaly got brave eing to relize there was no room between me and the wall for a man. turned out the dog was snoring and it came out like that.. after that I made her sleep in the living room.
Came home to find my cat talking carrying my wig in her mouth! She usually carried around my daughters stuffed animals.
the worse watch dog picture looks like my dog Maggie and not just the position, the coat as well, I have never seen another dog like her
My cat tears up the carpet when she is shut out of the bedroom. Anything that breaks she’ll do it. Takes a running leap on my dining room table with coffee cups and upsets them and tears down the kitchen curtains. Runs off with the jewelery. Does anyone want her. She is really sweet otherwise.
Don’t shut her out of the bedroom. And no thanks; already have 2 of them.
Came home to my dog who had managed to escape from his heavy-duty crate and ate half the couch (which was halfway across the room).
Never put him back in a crate. Tried to confine him in a spare room (at the time, I was still a little nervous he wouldn’t get along with my two cats when I wasn’t home). He ripped up the carpet from the floor by the door, and shredded the door and door frame right down to the wood.
Never confined him again.
Now he sits perfectly content on an overstuffed chair staring out the front window…and he knows who’s boss…the cats.
Once got out of the shower to find my dog with my bra around her neck. Yesterday, pulled into my driveway to find a squirrel on my window ledge tormenting the dogs.
I once had a big gray cat who loved to drag my bras into the living room whenever I had company over.
I now have a cat who learned to walk on my alarm clock radio till he steps on the radio on button to wake me up. Scared the heck out of me when I heard a strange voice at 3AM.
Hi Diane—
I have a cat named Pan who likes to pick up underthings and drag them into the living room when you’ve got company. Its like he’s saying what a handy cat he is to have around!! Funny you’ve got a fetish cat too!!!
He’s a goofy kid, but I love him so much!!! Burmese with blue eyes!
have a small pug cross that I use to let sleep with me.. UNtill I woke to this strange low voice. behind me in bed saying.. :”I am gona kill you, I am gona kill you.”
finaly got brave eing to relize there was no room between me and the wall for a man. turned out the dog was snoring and it came out like that.. after that I made her sleep in the living room.