“Rescued this kitten today, went to dinner came home to this.”
He knows he’s not allowed on the bed…
“Came home and saw this scooting across my bedroom floor.”
“We got a new kitten last week.”
“I don’t own a cat.”
My dad watched my dog for a week.
“My roommate got a kitten that my cat didn’t like.”
“Catnip everywhere!”
“My boyfriend is in the Navy… I guess the shirt still smells like him.”
“Guarding my room.”
“My cat ripped the cat door off the frame due to his obesity. Zero f—s were given that day.”
“My cat is a jerk.”
“Rico can either fly or climb walls – either way I’m gonna train him to fight crime.”
“Came home to find this in my driveway. Don’t worry, I helped the poor guy out.”
“Worst watchdog ever.”
“After my big bike ride this morning, I came home and fell asleep on my front path to catch the last bit of sun of the morning. My wife sent me this picture of what I was using as a pillow.”
“So I put my cat on a diet… and came home to this.”
” I was doing arts and crafts and left out some glitter, and came home to this. She was pooping glitter all the next day.”
“Have you ever done something that was fun at the time, but after was a bad idea? Well, imagine doing it and then not being able to escape from what you did.”
“My girlfriend’s cat went missing for six months and today we came home to this. She broke down in tears.”
What is the craziest thing you’ve come home to catch your critters doing? Tell us in the comments section!