Talking Toy Dog Teaches Kids the F-Word

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Dad John Luckhurst was horrified when his son, aged two, picked up a four letter word – from his talking toy dog. Thomas’s My Pal Scout plaything would bizarrely sing: “If you’re happy and you know it, f*** with me” instead of “bark with me”. But John, 33, found out only after the toddler innocently repeated the smutty ditty at a kids’ party.

The shocked dad of two – who sent an apology to other parents – said: “I was totally perplexed as to how he could have made up his own words to the song, especially using f***. Then I sat with him as he played with the dog and was horrified. I guess it’s supposed to sing, ‘Bark with me’, but it definitely sounds like f***, not bark.”


John, of Southampton, had his worst fears confirmed when he played the tune to pals. Now Leap-Frog, the US-based maker of the £19.99 cuddly toy, is to change the song after a number of complaints from him and other parents.

A spokesman said: “We take great care when designing our toys.

“But we have recently heard from a handful of UK customers that, apparently due to our voice actor’s under-articulation of a word, a youngster could instead interpret this to be a common curse word.
“We’re working on recording a replacement phrase that will eliminate any misinterpretation.”

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Euan Stretch, Winnipeg Free Press

14 thoughts on “Talking Toy Dog Teaches Kids the F-Word”

  1. Huh. We have a toddler toy from them that pronounces letter sounds. My husband has been trying for a year to make it say a curse but they've put in safeguards. He's DETERMINED to find the one naughty word they didn't think to censor.

  2. Hilarious! And very familiar. When my daughter was a toddler, she thought airplanes looked like sharks. (I think she had seen a picture of a WWII plane with a shark face painted on.) But she couldn't pronounce "shark" well. At all. It sounded like "[email protected]#*". So imagine the looks we got when waiting to take off at the San Francisco International Airport one day. She was so excited to see the airplanes/sharks on the runway, and every time she saw a new one coming close, she's exclaim, "Airplane! [email protected]$*! [email protected]$*! [email protected]#*!" On the airplane the shy little girl opened up to the flight attendant. "I'm on a big [email protected]#*!" was her first line. The fun didn't stop 'til we landed at JFK and got far, far from the airport…

  3. Ok Nigel tell me how the heck did you manage to change the words to a song in a toy? Cause we all know it HAD to be you!!!


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