20 Dogs Who Are Happy to Be Total Jerks

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Thank you to Brandon Rhoads/BarkPost for this hilarious post!

 

11.28.14 - 20 Dogs Who Are Happy to Be Total Jerks

As much as we love our dogs, they’re not always the most polite pups. Here are 20 of our favorite rude dogs from the Animals Being Jerks blog.

*Note: These pups are hilariously rude, but not necessarily appropriate for tiny hoomans. But you big hoomans get ready to laugh your tails off!*

 

1. “I’m sorry, were you sitting there?”

 

Puppy sits on cat's face - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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2. “Stop trying to make fetch happen.”

 

Dog refuses to catch frisbee - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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3. “We don’t get a lot of hate mail here… but when we do, this is typically how we treat it.”

 

Dog attacks mail as it comes through the mail slot - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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4. “Take a breath mint.”

 

Pug rejects kiss from a man. - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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5. “I feel like our relationship has lost its passion.”

 

Dog has tongue out on girls face - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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6. “Get to steppin’!”

 

Dog taking it's bed back from a baby - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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7. Derek got pretty carried away when he discovered his penis.

 

Dog humps his bed very fast - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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8. “No. More. BATHS!”

 

Pug attacking shampoo bottles on a bathtub. - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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9. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Unless your dog’s a jerk.

 

Dog takes toy from a little baby.

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10. The human wanted to be number one, but the dog wanted to make number two.

 

Dog takes a poop during competition - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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11. “Honey, I haven’t seen the dog since I finished all the raking…”

 

Husky playing in leaves - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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12. “He loves me. He loves me…” NOT!

 

Dog aggressively attacks a flower - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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13. Little known fact: Corgis. Hate. Lettuce.

 

Corgi freaking out at some Cabbage - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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14. It’s not being a jerk when it happens to a cat.

 

Dog steps on, then sits on a cat. - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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15. He wasn’t a licensed masseuse, but that didn’t stop him from running his illegal home massage parlor.

 

Corgi massages mans back - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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16. Insult to injury.

 

Dog humps man as he falls off a trampoline - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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17. Your puppy will absolutely FLIP for the new taste of Purina puppy chow!

 

Puppy accidentally flipping into a bowl of dog food. - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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18. Leon never forgot the bath his owner gave him and the vow he made that day to get revenge.

 

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19. Happy Birthday to the GROUND!

 

Dog smashes birthday cake - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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20. “Sharing is for the birds. I’m a dog.”

 

Dog with cone blocks other dogs from eating food - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

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Featured image via BoredBug
 

Here are two bonus jerks:

 

 


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